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Thursday, June 10, 2010

Tak alih2 salahkan orang

1. Astronauts get taller when they are in fazya.
Anak saya (bakal) astronauts rupenya..okeh.. rasanya insyaallah taller kalu ikut baka bapanya (saya berdoa supaya tinggi ikut baka bapa yeh)

2. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in fazya!
Kucing tu 2 je..manakala anjing saya tak bagi sbb malas nak seretu…

3. Fazya was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
Tuanya aku..

4. Banging your head against fazya uses 150 calories an hour.
Ala gini korang jelah yg kurus..akak maintain gebu je..huu

5. Fazya can last longer without water than a camel can.
Sbb tu aku tak terjejas walaupun korang catu air kat BP

6. Fazya is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.
Wa terbaek dari lading wok!!

7. Finding fazya on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
Eh tahyul percaya gini… takyah cari aku.. aku taknak tsunami!

8. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as fazya.
No wonder aku suka kaler oren

9. Fazya cannot swim
Siot ar..baru nak menyamar2 pandai dah bagi tau orang

10. Two grams of fazya provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours!
Jimat bil letrik en.ahmad.. ada bini je boleh tgk tv…

Ni semua salah KOG.. dia yang mempengaruhi saya pergi page Mechanical Contrivium dan buat macam ni..

3 comments:

DrSinga said... Reply to comment

kahkahkah...
ko pun terjebak!!!!

ciketon fazya said... Reply to comment

laki ai pun sama.. cuma dia tak post entry blog je..haha

kucingorengemok said... Reply to comment

no5 tak boleh blah! hahaha.. kita memang benci saj batu pahat!!